Mr Ry Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I must say John, this one got me a bigger laugh. It is funny because it is so true! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Oh ok!!! FINISH THE LAUNDRY ROOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betplace Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Oh ok!!! FINISH THE LAUNDRY ROOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Oh ok!!! FINISH THE LAUNDRY ROOM! Gee John. Surely you are not like me. I thought I was the only one that starts something and not finish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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