Mr Ry Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Snail Heads for the Daytona Tracks There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, “Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.” The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!! As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled “WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Frank, You see what your forum has sunk to with you gone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 GRRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNN I had to read that 3 times before I finally "got" it. I'm with you Ry, I never would have thought that Frank actually raises the bar here, but go figure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 Gee Wiz Debi & Ry My right hand man is out sick and you guys are all over me. It was not so hard Debi. It took you 3 times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Yeah John, I actually was looking for something funny It took me 3 times to realize that I had already read the punch line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Well, John, it only took me 2 times, but when I got it, I really did giggle! Love, Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K and Kids Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 At least this is one that I can tell my kids. I have to say that I usually end up in tears (from laughing so hard) when I visit this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 John, This was NOT a knee-slapper, it was a forehead-slapper...with a Homer Simpson d'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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