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Hi, Pattie (Frank's sister) here: Frank said this month joke theme was boy/girl type of thing ..... here's my contribution

A Woman's Parable

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a

river, her thimble fell into the water. When she cried out, the

Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water

and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for

their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden

thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble

ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is

this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all

three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along

the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared

under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and

asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is

this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a

misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you

would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you

would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you

would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health

and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S

why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good

and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's

our story, and we're sticking to it!

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