luvmydog2 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Grab a cup of coffe and enjoy. Frank, in your case, we will allow you to get a Bud Light this time. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! "Invite us to your next blowout." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push" At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Cute, Bruce love these. bud lite and chocolate donuts for the master.. you buying, Bruce? love, Cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Bruce, those were good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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