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A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their

35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful

to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"

said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! Two tickets

for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs

once in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife

who is 30 years younger than me".

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a


So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and --


The 60 year old husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story.....Men might be idiots....But fairies


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