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Frank's new fly swatter.

Mr Ry

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Connie's husband Frank has been home sick for a while and is annoyed by the flies busying around the house. Connie bought Frank a new fly swatter to the kill the dirty beasts.

Connie came home from work and asked Frank how did the fly swatter work? Frank said he killed five flies today. Two where female and three were male.

Connie says,"Frank how did you know the difference between the sexes?" Frank says ,"I killed the two females that were on the phone and the three males that were on the cans of Bud Lite."

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