Frank Lamb Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked. "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Good one. Dammed if you do. Dammed if you undo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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