Fay A. Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "John, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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