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By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working


An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this


And the Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to

be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts,all

replaceable, run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold

four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a

scraped knee to a broken heart and have two pairs of hands.

" The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Two pairs of hands! No

way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one

day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I can't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this

creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when

she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so

soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her

tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able

to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's

cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you

that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,

her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her


The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of


Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and

they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile

when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when

they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they

believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an

answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so

their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love Unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer

when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a

birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve

at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there

is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a

broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll

drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy

and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to

their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything

to give.

Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they

are; because if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget

about themselves.

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