Fun At The Fair !!!

[Larry]

Subject: Fun at the State Fair

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year

Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

And Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50

dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther I'm 85

years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another

chance."

Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50

dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll

take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride,

and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50

dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy

aneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his dare devil tricks over and

over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did

everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out,

but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

[Frank Lamb]

That's funny