Princess and the Frog

[cathyjack]

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpoluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my childern, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lighttly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I Don't Freaking Think So!!