Frank Lamb Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say TIMES UP?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Thatsa good! Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 fogettaboutit.. Good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Frank, as always, your jokes are the best. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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