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Frank Lamb

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome

plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your

Rolex watch instead."

"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina

have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of

bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed

with another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say TIMES

UP?"

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