teacher teaching good manners

[Haylee_38]

During class a teacher trying to teach good manners,

Asks the students.

Michael, if you were on a date having supper with a

nice young lady. How would you tell her you had to

go to the bathroom?

Just a minute I have to pee. That would be rude and

impolite !! What about you Peter,how would you say

it? I am sorry but I really need to go to the

bathroom. I'll be right back. Thats better but its

still not polite to say the word bathroom at the

dinner table.

And you little Johnny,are you able to use your

intelligence for once and show us your good manners?

I would say darling,may I please be excused for a

moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear

friend of mine,whom I hope you'll get to meet after

dinner.

The teacher fainted !!!

[cindi o'h]

Little Johnny is a dickens!

[Frank Lamb]

That's cute.