Elaine Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 From Walls And Other Things Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" ---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina To do is to be - Descartes To be is to do - Voltaire Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra ---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers ---Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom Express Lane: Five beers or less ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA You're too good for him. ---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. ---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. ---Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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