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From Walls And Other Things

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her.

---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

To do is to be - Descartes

To be is to do - Voltaire

Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona

Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!

---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers

---Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom

Express Lane: Five beers or less

---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

You're too good for him.

---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills

No wonder you always go home alone.

---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.

---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

---Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

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