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Test results HA!

Cindy RN

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As a nurse this one is funny!


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,

still heavily sedated from a difficult,four hour,

surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give

him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.

"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your

upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again,

"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals

from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand

and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a

close look and says,

"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

smiles at her and says very slowly,

Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,

listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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