How To Impress

[Frank Lamb]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...

compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...

show up naked,

bring beer.

[Mr Ry]

Frank, I though we were complicated.