Connie B Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, 2 black eyes & a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, & while I was rooting around noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end."I walked over & lifted up the tail, & sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. " "Well, I lifted the cow's tail & yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!". I don't remember much after that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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