CharlieD Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women walked past, and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came over to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?" The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No." She said, "You will be when the tide comes in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ry Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Was she named Debi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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