Treebywater Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're an LCSC member when you see an Altima drive by and can't read it as anything but Alimta. Why would they name a car after a medicine? You know you're an LCSC member when you look forward to coming home each night to settle down at the Pub and drink a tall one... in cyber-space. You know you're an LCSC member when your heart skips a beat whenever you see a beer truck drive by. You know you're an LCSC member when you tell your kid they're going to need an AddieTude adjustment. You know you're an LCSC member when you hear someone refer to a person as an SOB and you can't figure out why someone would stoop so low as to call them a Shortness of Breath! How insidious!!! Any others? P.S. I needed to grin a bit, and I thought others might too. If this should be moved to the 'Just For Laughs' section, that's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesbean Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Especially the first and last ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall54 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're a lung cancer member when everyone wants Ned as their forever mate! God Bless, Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you are a member of LCSC when you are thrilled to be called a NERD. P.S. I actually did say Alimta when I was shopping for a new car and the salesperson laughed at me. Ask me if I bought a Nissan? P.P.S. Great thread Val and I vote to keep it here because I think more people read here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharyn Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Val, I have nothing to add but thanks for the chuckle this morning..... great post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I'm not used to smiling at 5:40 a.m. Thanks! Leslie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know your a member of LCSC when people congratulate you for being Emptied Headed!! This is fun Val, Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terriep Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know your a member of LCSC when strangers become friends. Great Post Val! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're an LCSC member when....... You have a long prayer list that consists of people all over the world that you have never met but love anyway!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missyk Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know your a LCSC member when... You know not only your own treatment plan (or family members/loved ones) but everyone elses, too, and can actually compose an entire sentence in acronyms! This is fun, Val, thanks! Hugs, kisses, and love, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're a member when your husband/boyfriend's name is NED and now all you can think of is "no evidence of disease" (although, in that situation, it's also a good thing, I guess)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're an "old timer" when scanning your old posts for information leads to a trip down Memory Lane - photographs and memories. Sometimes, going back hurts more than going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're an LCSC member when you talk about mets...and everyone else thinks you're talking baseball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know your an LCSC Member when: Your sitting here at CINDI'S PUD on LCSC and you wake up the next day with a HANG OVER and you blame it on NED buying all those rounds the night before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're an LCSC member when you hear your child answer the phone and say, "You have the wrong number, we don't have a Ry here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eileen Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 when someone refers to a "PET" or a "CAT" and you right away think of scans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I just love all of these answers but I have to tell you that Ry's answer just cracked me up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I agree with you Ann that Ry's reply is AWESOME! I'm still laughing at that one. I can just picture it!! OH TOO TOOOOO FUNNY ! ! ! ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you're a member of LCSC when you think a diagnosis of diabetes, kidney stones, arthritis, herniated spinal disc, etc. is good news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Oh Fay how true is THAT?? One of my LC Support Group members had a CRUSHED DISK. He called me from the hospital shortly after he was admitted to the hospital for the CRUSHED DISK and his exact words to me were: "I'm in the VA with a Crushed Disk and I'm in some pain, but the GOOD NEWS IS, it's NOT CANCER" He was totally THRILLED that it wasn't cancer. (as was I)! Yep, that's true how we don't fret the little stuff anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 This next one is pretty personal...but it's true: YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN LCSC MEMBER WHEN..... You find out you've got brain mets, and within days you're totally thrilled and flying high because the mets in your liver are still stable. And how about this?: YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN LCSC MEMBER WHEN..... Somebody else is holding your pork chop!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 you know you're an LCSC member when you are deeply interested in knowing the details of another member's phlegm.. What color is it? How copious? The viscosity? How often? Are you throwing it in the sink to take a good peek? Thanks Val! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (((((((ADDIE)))))))))) HERE PIGGY PIGGY!!! Please pass the PORK!! Okay, brain mets SUCK TOO!! Well what THE.., I was thinking it, so I thought I would say it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You know you are an LCSC member when you know whom among us drinks 2 bud lites to wash down his chocolate donuts! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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