Ann Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Things Not To Say To A Cop 1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 3. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Bad cop! No donut! 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 7. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 8. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. I pay your salary! 11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 14. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 15. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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