CharlieD Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 >> >On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband >> >and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his >> >highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. >> > >> >This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 > years, >> >with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new >> >clothes > and >> >other incidentals that she needed. >> > >> >Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her >> >husband > in >> >a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that >> >his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and >> >he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of > 55, >> >he'd be able to find another position that paid anyw! here near what >> >he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. >> > >> >Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of >> >deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him >> >certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over >> >$2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest >> >depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had >> >charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the >> >results of her savings and investments. >> > >> >Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, >> >her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he >> >found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were >> >doing, I would have given you all my business!" >> > >> >THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM! >> > >> >You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths >> >shut..... > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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