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On Their Wedding Night


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>> >On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband

>> >and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his

>> >highly aroused state her husband readily agreed.

>> >

>> >This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30

> years,

>> >with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new

>> >clothes

> and

>> >other incidentals that she needed.

>> >

>> >Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her

>> >husband

> in

>> >a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that

>> >his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and

>> >he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of

> 55,

>> >he'd be able to find another position that paid anyw! here near what

>> >he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

>> >

>> >Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of

>> >deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him

>> >certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over

>> >$2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest

>> >depositors in the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had

>> >charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the

>> >results of her savings and investments.

>> >

>> >Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,

>> >her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he

>> >found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were

>> >doing, I would have given you all my business!"

>> >


>> >

>> >You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths

>> >shut.....


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