Addie Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I've looked everywhere and cannot find where it says Missy Fay is going to have to spend a MONTH in ICU But I did figure out what ICU stands for. You ready? INTENSIVE CHICKEN UNIT!! Knowing our Fay...it won't end up being a month. She'll drive them up a wall trying to get sprung, won't you, Fay? Lobbing eggs into the bedpan across the room...gluing feathers on the doctor's lab coat as he leans over the patient in the next bed...hollering "C*CK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOO" every morning promptly at 4:45 a.m...screaming, "OMIGOD, IT'S COUSIN GEORGE!!!" when they serve her one over easy for breakfast. Oh, no....Fay won't be there a month. They'll knock themselves out to get her up and running so they can send her home!! And can we blame them? She'll be the only patient in the hospital with a chicken-yellow school bus parked in the ICU lot, full of loud and wild misfits wearing plastic wattles around their necks, eating pulled pork sandwiches and waddling up and down the hospital halls at all hours of the night and day! Don't get too comfy, Fay. The nurses are dedicated to getting YOU (and US) out of there ASAP! (Edited to add...as I laugh my a$$ off, that when I submitted this...apparently A-DOODLE-DOO is alright...but the first word in what a rooster says is "Word not allowed".....so I had to insert an asterisk....all the while chuckling like a....well, like an old hen .....over...."WORD NOT ALLOWED-A-DOODLE-DOO!! ) Don't ever say the censors around here don't have a sense of humor, folks!! Or maybe everything just seems funny at 3:11 a.m., eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 not sleeping much, huh? well your lack of sleep is our benefit - rarely do I laugh this hard while at work this early in the AM. hilarious - a-doodle-d0, indeed. oh, btw, I think fay is in the hospital for a month but not the icu? addie = xoxo bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBeth Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 AMEN to that Bunny. I had coffee running out of my nose I was laughing so hard. Happy Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Addie, RY posted an update on Fay A that gave the month in the hospital status. That's a word not allowed...hmm...there's a few more of 'em, want me to send you the list? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patkid Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 That is our new phrase around here. Brian has chemo today again............how does it come around so quickly??? wna-doodle-do. Addie, I am so sorry you can not sleep, but you sure do make waking up fun for me and Brian. Love you P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Addie, although I feel terrible that you can't sleep, I have to let you know that the laughs I got from this post almost make me glad you were awake!! You can really come up with some great things! I hope you're awake the next time I'm really down in the dumps!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 too funny, Addie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Fay is going to be posting. She said she typed it all out and lost it! So she said she'll do it again so everyone knows what's up with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Addie, Egg-cellent post! Leslie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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