Ann Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq would be over IN A WEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 How about adding, just for emphasis: They all drive pink BMWs. They've never heard of Budweiser. All the men dye their hair and wax their eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pritchie Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 That's a good one. I need to send that to my nephew who is in the Navy and on a ship. Hopefully they won't block the e-mail. Pamela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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