Addie Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Didn't get around to writing the Decadron limerick today...but here is an old one. First I gotta ask you if anyone is aware of what "boyfriend pants" are? My understanding is they are panties for females but the cut of them is sorta like men's underwear. Obviously for the younger crowd... Those of you with teenage girls probably know exactly what boyfriend pants are. Anyway, the first time I heard mention of them...I wrote and posted this on another message board I frequent: I’m intrigued by these things, “boyfriend pants” If I knew what they were, would I chance.. Trying to wear them? It seems That to cover my “beams” With “boyfriends”, might alter my stance! I’ve been wearing my briefs for so long That even bikinis feel wrong And I’d surely not dare To wear men’s underwear Or be caught dead displaying a thong! Yet still, “boyfriend pants” sound appealing I wonder, are they quite revealing? It would be rather fun To have one for each bun Based upon which two boyfriends I’m stealing! I can see myself clad in Brad Pitt I think he’d be a wonderful fit But then, who’d take bun two? And just what would I do If it happened I needed to sit? If I wear “boyfriend pants” must I stand? For the rest of my life, rather than Being seated or prone, And never alone, Cuz two guys are attached to my can? It all seems just too much to dare As attire for my derriere Plus, two boyfriends, I figure Make a butt look much bigger And folks would be likely to stare! So I’ll stick with my briefs for a while Never mind if they’re not much in style They don’t ride up or pinch But they cover each inch And laugh less at my butt, than some guy’ll !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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