Connie B Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Little Eddie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up & down the horse's legs, rump, & chest. After a few minutes, Eddie asked "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy & in good shape before I buy." Eddie, looking worried, said: "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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