ginnyde Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Subject: Horse rider A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 funny one.Those kinda horses are sometimes hard to ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Chuckle! Chuckle! Cackle! Snort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ha! Very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Loved it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Please. Somebody put in another quarter quick! Loved it. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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