Nushka Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. > >The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man stared. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. > >When the teenager had enough he sarcastically >asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" > >The old man did not bat an eye in his response. He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." === Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmek Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I cackled out loud at that, love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 ha! ha! Absolutely loved that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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