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No matter which party you are in you have to laugh at this


Nushka

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One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch

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>>at a restaurant.

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>>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he

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>>replies," I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

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>>"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies,"

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>>How about a quickie?"

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>>"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're starting

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>>to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second

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>>term for only a short time now!"

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>>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush

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>>and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche". >>

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