Nushka Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch >> >>at a restaurant. >> >>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he >> >>replies," I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." >> >> >>"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies," >> >>How about a quickie?" >> >>"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're starting >> >>to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second >> >> >>term for only a short time now!" >> >> >> >>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush >> >>and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche". >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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