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Breaking News for All You Wine Lovers !!!!


Ann

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This just in...breaking news...

Coming to a Sprawl-Mart near you!

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand

into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said

Athym Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is

important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for

the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat

(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

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