cindi o'h Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 marries my youngest sister, Gina. Now, back to us my sweet! Let's escape this ratty town and take a spin in the harbor on my sloop. I have champagne on chill, candles to be lit, your eyes to gaze into, come away with me now, my passion for you is so.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Break here for a minute.... FYI.. got a little confusing there as Cindi and I posted the same time.. Take it from Cindi's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalie Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 "What a minute, hold on a sec" I said, as I stopped him mid-sentence. "We can't do this! You are married to Gina! What are you thinking?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'm thinking that Gina can't hold a candle to you, in your ruby slippers and silk nightie!!! So, how about we go ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 ...take a walk on the wild side...You, me, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalie Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 ...that's when I slapped him across the face. He stood there stunned. I didn't know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I was being videotaped. I looked up and saw the camera. So I..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natalie Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 ...grabbed the paperwieght sitting on his desk and threw it towards the camera sitting on the top of the bookshelf. It was placed just next to the wedding picture of him and Gina! Instead of hitting the camera... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I hit the fire alarm that was on the wall. It started going off. We had to evacuate to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 and it certainly was embarrassing since we didn't have time to grab our ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall54 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 clothes !! We bowed our heads so nobody knew who we were and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 made our way to the janitor's closet while the rest of the building was evacuating. After two minutes of giggling in the dark, I realized that there was a third giggle present. It was none other than... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endangered but surviving Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Elvis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolhg Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 he was wearing blue suede shoes and had a big old hound dog with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 And he was dancing with Amelia Earhart who had just returned from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Hawaii, come to find ou they had been together for the last 10 years, their excuse for faking death was.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 She didn't want the mystery to end because it brought her more fame and Elvis was ashamed to show his face after his daughter married Michael Jackson. They decided to appear to me because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaf Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 they knew only the power of clicking my ruby slippers three times while saying "there is no place like Graceland" would allow them to finally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 ...open up that donut bar out in Skeleton Canyon, Arizona, a life long dream. With a gasp, I was brought back from the residual effects of that acid I took 35 years ago at Woodstock and suddenly, I was back in the closet with my boss where he was grabbing my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 WaHoo.I instantly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 I instantly grabbed his WaHoo back and said .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Listen here you filthy old man, what in the heck makes you think I'd give the time to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 give my time to you, when you are married to my sister Gina... all I have to do is click my ruby slippers 3 times and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 he said, "hey, Lady, haven't you heard??? An erect wahoo has no conscience!" I thought long and hard on this one and realized that I could sue this so and so for sexual harrassment considering all of my lawyer girlfriens who would back me up...Lisa O. bunny, Dee for Doughnuts, and Andrea. I just have to get the goods on him.. I realized I had my tiny camcorder in my jacket pocket! Say, now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 I reached into my pocket to grab my camera but when I took my hand from my pocket I found it wasn't my camera I had grabbed. It was..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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