Snowflake Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 It was MY who-ha! Great Scot, I'm a MAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Now so many things make sense....my taste for Bud Lites and chocolate doughnuts AND my attraction to Miss Snowflake ! Now if I only.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 LOL... Now if I only didn't fill out this bra so well! Ahhh, at least I don't have to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 shave my legs and under my one armpit anymore..and hey that hoover is starting to look mighty sexy yonder in this here closet! But, what about my sexual identity? Does this mean even more hours on the leather couch with Dr. ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebsSky Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Phil and the Fruitopia Dancing Leprechaun?? Maybe not, I might just be..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 very accepting of the man I have become and learn to like it very much! Now, how do I tell my boss that I...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 it was an article dated 12/25/05. The headline said "Best Christmas present - a cure has been found for lung cancer and is available immediately." And everybody here said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Mr.Greenjeans' hat! You could have knocked me over with a feather! And speaking of feathers, I realized that we weren't in a closet anymore. We had been miraculously transported to a state of the art Chicken Coop. I looked at my boss and said..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 you have a feather stuck in your teeth...what on earth have you been up to!? suddenly, the door to the coop flew open... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...and what a sight to behold!!! There were Miss Debi, Miss Fay, Miss Flake, Miss Ry and a host of others doing none other than the "CHICKEN DANCE"!!!! Why even Mr. Frank was taking part. Never at a loss for words I shouted to them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Do the funky chicken!!!! Then, just as I had spoken those words, through the window I saw...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 The Subservient Chicken! Wings a' flappin', knees a' knockin' and feathers a' flyin'! Roll over, chicken! Sit chicken! Stand on your head chicken! Show me your garter belt, chicken! http://subservientchicken.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 And that chicken scared the bejeesus outta me. So I called Miss Cindi for some help! She wasn't sure she could tear herself away from the pub, BUT..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 But Cindi did tear herself away from the bar and brought the chicken back to the pub. The chicken sat on the bar stool and took a cigarette and started to light it everyone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...gasped and Miss Cindi grabbed the chicken repellent (which just happened to be in Brad Pitt's tight jean pocket), , sprayed it on the chicken and poof!!! He vanished, and in his place appeared.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 appeared.... Her Royal Highness, Queen Lizbeth, AKA Addie AKA addietude. Holy Cripes! I thought you were on your trip to Oregon to visit the trees, there Miss Addie!!! What'll you have to drink? We are having some great celebrations here today, girlfriend. Becky got some good news and so did Joanie! A few of the others have been holding out, cuz they're too shy, but they will be by to whisper their great news. Becky is buying the first round! How about some Vodka and grape juice there, honey! Oh, I would love one. But, light on the grape juice, I got this sandpaper stuck to my heel. I tried the router with the heavy bit, but ended up in the ER. They don't know if they can salvage my big toe, so I am taking all these pain pills. But, I sure would like a splash of grape juice in my Transfusion! Next to Miss Addie, there sat Frank and John. Arms around each other's shoulders...all buddy, buddy...snorting and cracking each other up about some golf balls, a preacher, and the pope... So what's up guys? Frank says, "Got a new... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Got myself a new lease on life, went out and got my honey bunch Connie and me a brand spankin' new..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Got myself a new lease on life, went out and got my honey bunch Connie and me a brand spankin' new..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Doughnut maker and a case of beer. We're going to be slapping that chocolate frosting all over the kitchen...or at least we will until someone finds out. You all know who that someone is, don't ya? Well, it's..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 ...it's that Miss KatieB. She heard there were LOTS of us getting into all kinds of trouble. She and Rick figured they had better .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 . . . they had better get in touch with their local psychiatrist to see how they could get everyone contributing to this story committed to the psycho ward, but when they made the call, they were told . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 ...they were told that Peggy was back in town. At that all pandemonium broke loose. Just then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 In walked Snowflake eating one of Frank's gooey chocolate donuts. When she saw Peggy she said..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 "Hey, Peggy, grab yerself a brewski out of the ice box and wrap your fingers around a chocolate doughnut! I have WONDERFUL news...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 WOOHOO! I love WONDERFUL NEWS! You won the lottery, didn't you? I know that's it, SNOWFLAKE WON THE LOTTERY and she is going to . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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