Frank Lamb Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Howdy Ry,I hate to be a pain in the duppa,however the only way I was able to get my one daughter and son-in-law to fly to Virginia Beach a couple of weeks ago was to promise them Connie and I would fly out to visit them.(we have never gone there yet)and I am a man of my word. That being said,Connie,Me and my confused bowels & confused kidneys will be going to visit them from Sat.the 1rst of Oct. to the 8th of Oct. To all of you living between Pa. and California watch out for strange drippings and droppings coming from high flying jumbo jet planes.Hats and or head pieces may be in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Wow Frank...with that request I don't know what the heck pass to give you. The depends pass, the Imodium pass..the California bathing beauty pass??? How about the plane pass? Comes stocked with everything you need. Have a wonderful time with your family and be careful flying over Oklahoma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hope you have a wonderful trip, Frank! Hurry back to us with lots of new jokes! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Thanks for the WARNING Frank! At least now when I am standing outside and something drips on my head and I say "WHAT THE ?" I'll find great comfort knowing it's only FRANK!! What a dribble butt! You and Connie have yourselves a GREAT TIME! Hugs, the OTHER CONNIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy B Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Have a great trip - where in CA? I am in SO CA and it is hot here - 92 today. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Frank.. Bust out the Depends man! Bummer. Have a great trip...those kids know how to treat the old man good. love, Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patkid Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 We love a man of his word. We know how hard this could be..............we are praying it is smooth and fun. Love Brat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Frank, I hope you and Connie have a wonderful visit with your family. But..one favor for all those people that live between PA and CA ...lay off the beer and donuts before flying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBeth Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hey Frank...good for your daughter for making you make this promise; and good for you for keeping it! Have a wonderful time out west and we'll do our best to keep the jokes fresh. We'll miss you...safe travels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Frank, Take the depends with you and forget your trouble. Enjoy the trip. I suggest the commode pass. We will miss you but will keep you in our prayers that you have a nice time and that the bodily functions don't get in the way. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hey Frank, Have a great time...Looks like you and me will be gone the same time. Take care, see ya when we all get back. Maryanne PS. LOL with the plane thing. I am glad your not on mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Have a great visit and good luck with the you know what. I'm in Oregon, I won't have to wear head protection Kathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorja Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Have a great trip!!! jorja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 OH yeah Frank, be veryyyyyyy careful flying over Oklahoma. I will be in the back yard with the flying chicken launcher... Good thing Oklahoma is nowhere enroute between Pennsylvania and California for crying out loud RY...I am the one that SUCKS at geography and even I know that!!!! Enjoy your trip Frank and don't worry, you will fly fine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Have a good trip Frank. All the drugs we take confuses all of our interior organs. I am sure you have developed muscles you never thought would need strengthening. I know I have. Debi do believe that if he was going to San Diego he could fly over Oklahoma. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 I am flying to Dallas Ft worth for a layover.The airlines has gotten a special pass from the gov.allowing us to pass directly overhead of Debi. I am also permitted to drop as much toilet paper as I like in order to TP peoples houses.I'm not sure which house is Debi's but I'll be on the lookout for Ford Explorers and flying chicken launchers.Ha,Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patkid Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Just found this, Frank. And you are one lucky dude. I actually have a fully operational Chicken Chucker (Compliments of Andrea), with extra Chicken Missiles. On the package it states the range to be 15 feet, but I live near Lompoc, California, home to the Launch Site for anything headed towards Polar Orbit. And one of my brothers really is a Rocket Scientist. Hope you and your tummy and your wife and your kids all have a wonderful visit with one another. I would like to suggest we buy large umbrellas in the event of strange showers raining down from above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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