Nushka Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 A firefighter is working outside the station > > when he notices a > > >>little > > >> girl in a little red wagon with little ladders > > on the sides, a > > >>garden > > >> hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a > > firefighter's helmet. > > >> > > >> The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her > > cat. > > >> > > >> The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure > > is a > > >>nice fire-truck," the > > >>fire fighter says with admiration. Thanks," the > > girl > > >>says. > > >> > > >> The firefighter notices the girl has tied the > > wagon > > >>to her dog's collar and > > >>to the cat's testicles. > > >> > > >> "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't > > >>want to tell you how to run > > >>your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around > > >>the cat's collar, I think > > >>you could go faster." > > >> > > >> The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're > > >>probably right, but...then I wouldn't have a > > siren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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