Mr Ry Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says.? Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and rub me down. No, wait, I then said, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ginnyde Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Kept me to the end. Then the gotcha, I love jokes that surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 This is one I laughed out loud. Hello, operator? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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