Ann Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE... OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2 You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along! . 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend #1: I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing , I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! #2: When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." #3: Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? #4: Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 WOW,it's amazing how many of these hit home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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