Debi Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . . I'm sorry. What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Too funny, Deb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 That was funny. By the way,who does change the toilet paper roll??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Frank... It is the same person who brings you a new roll when you're sitting there with your shorts around your ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Actually, I, a man, change the rolls. Incredible, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Don...you are AWESOME and certainly "da MAN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 My husband does take it out of the cabinet, but I always find it on the floor next to the tube with the empty one. I mean what is the problem, it doesn't take a rocket scientist.... Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 23, 2005 Author Share Posted October 23, 2005 Maryanne, I think its the old "does the toilet paper go over or under" that confuses most men. They give up, and just leave it for us to figure out since they know that no matter which direction they put it in, it will be the wrong one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 23, 2005 Author Share Posted October 23, 2005 Maryanne, I think its the old "does the toilet paper go over or under" that confuses most men. They give up, and just leave it for us to figure out since they know that no matter which direction they put it in, it will be the wrong one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 What way DOES it go, Debi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Everyone knows it goes over.That way when us guys pull on it too hard it doesn't keep unravelling down on the floor. PS:this observation from one who has much experience at using and replacing toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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