Subject: Baby's first medical exam.............(R)

[Mr Ry]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the

doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a

little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor

ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and

rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get

dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have

any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

[Kasey]

and too!

Lucky grandmother!!!!!!!

[cindi o'h]

naughty John!

[Maryanne]

tee hee

Maryanne

[Debi]

oh for crying out loud John, all I can say is that its a damn good thing you're the moderator here and the only person worse than you is the other one...