Mr Ry Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 and too! Lucky grandmother!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 naughty John! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 tee hee Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 oh for crying out loud John, all I can say is that its a damn good thing you're the moderator here and the only person worse than you is the other one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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