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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just

passed away, Kathy went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 years old

grandmother and comfort her.

When asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

''He had a heart attack while we were making love

on Sunday morning.''

Horrified Kathy told her grandmother that 2 people

nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

''Oh no, dear,'' replied granny. ''Many years ago,

realizing our advanced age we figured out the best

time to do it was when the church bells would start

to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and

slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simply in on the

Ding and out on the Dong.''

She paused to wipe away a tear and continued,

''He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck

hahn't come along.''


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