J.C. Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Kathy went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 years old grandmother and comfort her. When asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, ''He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'' Horrified Kathy told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. ''Oh no, dear,'' replied granny. ''Many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'' She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, ''He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hahn't come along.'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Good Humor or Blue Bunny? Good one, Jackie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Hilarious!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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