Good ol' Harold (joke is onery!)

[kim]

Someday we could be there!

> >>

> >> Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after

> >> dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and

> >> ponder his accomplishments and long life.

> >>

> >> One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to

> >> chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

> >>

> >> After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and

> >> asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

> >>

> >> She asks, "What?"

> >>

> >> "sex!!" he replies.

> >>

> >> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held

a

> >> gun to your head!"

> >>

> >> "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just

hold

> >> it for a while."

> >>

> >> "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes

his

> >> manhood and proceeds to hold it.

> >>

> >> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where

> >> they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

> >>

> >> Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

> >> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She

> >> walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by

the

> >> pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's

> >> manhood!

> >>

> >> Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have

> >> that I don't have?"

> >>

> >> Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

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[Jyoung20]

Too funny!!

GOD BLESS!!

Jamie

[Mr Ry]

Well at least Harold had a couple of strokes before the end.