Addie Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 Cin - you got one out of three....#2. The "A"is for armpits. The "P" is a tad crude and any true cat lover would FIO. The arse has no part in this....but perhaps it should? P.T.A.A. bath???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancy c Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 YOU ARE TRULY AMAZING. I LOVE YOU!!! TAKE CARE AND KEEP UP THE GOOD SPIRITS!! AND GOD BLESS YOU....YOU ARE SUCH AN ANGEL!! LOVE, NANCY C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Addie, So good to read your post, you got me laughing, I was in the hospital end of October and got dehydrated and had to use the bed pan every half hour without help, now I have a very sore shoulder and need massages for it, at least you got the newer treatment and no pain to go with it, drink and be merry, all liquid drip out in the tube. Keep the addie tude and all will go well. Lots of love J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 well. help me out. I seem to still be missing your one. The T. What is your T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall54 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I always heard a PTA bath was pits, tits, *ss Opppsss LOL God Bless, Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Cin-- You got the "T" right~!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 oh... I gotta tell you, Addie, when I was growing up, great-grandmother and grandmother used the word puss to describe either our faces or our mouths. Sour puss. Wipe that puss. Etc. I wonder if that is what your mom meant too.. or was that just my family? Here i go intellectuallizing on something that doesn't need it... Anyway, wipe something that starts with a "P"... either way, it is a very good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Addie, I'm glad to see the Additude is not even cracked, let alone broken! Also glad that basketball has gone where it's supposed to go. AND I'm very thankful that the P.T.A. mystery was cleared up by the time I read this. A person could go nuts trying to think of all the possibilities! Thinking of you and praying you're feeling better by the hour. Meanwhile, since you're in there, keep giving those hospital workers something to talk about! BeckyCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Only Addie could get us all so jazzed about PTA! Great, now I have bad country soungs running through my head about Momma sockin' it to the Harper Valley PTA....I'll never think of it the same way again. We love you muchly, Addie! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamasbabygirl Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I just hung up from my mom who told me that she has had a PTA bath for the last week! I told her to get her nasty butt in the shower! In KY, PTA is puss, tits and *ss by the way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patkid Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 PTA : Pretty Tacky Ablution ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I thought it was Pretty Talented Addie.. Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Great, now I have bad country soungs running through my head My "baby" did his undergrad in Nashville. The Christmas of his freshman year I found him a book of the best Country song titles or lines. The title of the book was, "You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly"~!! On an episode of the Simpsons once....a female C&W "star" sang her big hit...."Don't Look up my Dress, Unless You Mean It"!! Should we break this out and start a thread of Bad Country Song Lines??? Or would that be too frivolous, even for ME on Decadron? (Okay...it's infused.....not oral...but I'm getting 16 mgs daily, you know Whaddaya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Don't bother with the new thread Addie, Becky's sewn up all the C&W groaners! Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I am rolling over here, Addie! Don't look up my dress unless you mean it...!!!! I can't breathe when I laugh so hard! not fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilliBr1 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Addie so glad to see you posting and with the same wonderful attitude! Thanks for making me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Glad to see you're in good spirits! Keep laughin!! Joanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Hey Buddy, Been away in your neck of the woods, visiting Mom so I missed your post....I can't turn my back on you for one minute. I could have smuggled you in a hacksaw in a cake had I known! Hang in there my friend. As always, love ya. Nancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeandstrength Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 You are one heck of an inspiration to us all! Thank you... Cathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 This is all I could find on lyrics for that song, Addie and Cindi: This is from a website: http://fctvplus.net/~cdzingg/lucinda/news6-24-01.html After playing several songs from her current album "The Captain," Kasey asked the crowd, "Do you like country music?" (Roaring approval from the audience.) She then began a humorous conversation about Nashville and all the "rules" you have to follow in the mainstream country world: "Country songs have gotta be about love, someone's gotta die in every country song, it's gotta be sad and you have to mention Texas in every country song." This rap was very reminiscent of the spoken word passage and final verse of David Alan Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" in which the song's composer, Steve Goodman, strives to write the "perfect" country song. Kasey continued, "That doesn't sound very hard, I thought, I can do that, write myself a #1 country hit. So I tried it out and this is what I've come up with- I've only got a chorus after 7 years, but I'm gonna try it out on you anyway:" Don't look up my dress unless you mean it, Don't you put your hand upon my thigh, Before you stick that in you'd better clean it, I hope I go to Texas when I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Addie, I was away and had no idea all of this was happening to you. Glad your sense of humor is still intact and hope that the drugs will help you tremendously. Are they going to radiate? Addie tude is your weapon so keep that up. Prayers daily. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Addie, I just read the post from the update by your hubby, Paul. Of course you are getting radation. Sorry for the stupid question. You can blame it on my bronchitis. I keep coughing my brains out. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel M Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Hey Addie! I always love your posts - so funny and inspiring. I am so very glad you were surrounded by your loving family this weekend! Take good care Ms. Addie. Kel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Addie, I have been away from the computer since Thursday, so I am just reading your post. Just wanted to let you know how amazing you are. You are one of the stongest people, I know man or woman. You are in my prayers. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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