Leslie221 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 JUST PRETEND A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 That all sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Too funny!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 hahaha...sad, but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 yes. I think I know that guy. Then he fluffed the blankets and blew his haze down to the lower bunk so everyone could get his special drift. yep. I know this guy. Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Sounds married to me. Sad but true. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 and the train was going in a tunnel so the smell could all stay in. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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