David A Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a > > man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own > > hands! > > > > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in > > the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! > > > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? > > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > > ULTRASAFE:! Here, have some chocolate. > > > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. > > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. > > > > Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a > > good laugh! Or men who need a warning! > > > > And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Chocolate works for my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 By the way, did someone actually tell you that we were missing your jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Yummmm!!! Love that chocolate! Very cute, David! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Okidebi: Concerning whether we were missing David's jokes, David has a big ego, and it costs him millions of dollars in chocolate, every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny G. Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Ha! I love you all. Thanks for making me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina D. Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 uhm, Dave? Will you be playing here all week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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