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Hormone Hostage( I know you all have been missing my jokes!)

David A

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a

> > man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his


> > hands!

> >

> > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license


> > the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

> >

> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

> >

> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

> >

> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

> > SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

> >

> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

> > ULTRASAFE:! Here, have some chocolate.

> >

> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

> > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

> >

> > Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need


> > good laugh! Or men who need a warning!

> >

> > And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

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