Snowflake Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 As we enjoy the holidays, remember to be nice to those first time turkey "cookers"... PREGNANT TURKEY One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 And I thougth I was BAD. That was GOOD!!!! Wow!!!! Joanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmek Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I would give anything if my son were closer. He has moved about 8 hours away to Lubbock,Tx and he is cooking dinner today for his fist time. I would love to pull that on him, wonderful wonderful!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 That was neat. Thank you. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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