THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!

[Mr Ry]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a

while... better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,.. got married

last month. Wife knows everything.

[cindi o'h]

[Ann]

These are too funny!!! Thanks for the smile!

[Jyoung20]

Love it!!!!

Jamie

[lindseysmom]

Really funny.

Best Wishes,

Dee

[Nushka]

John,

I had to laugh out loud at these. Love the "speaks german".

Nina

[Lauriannessister]

I was reading this to my husband and I couldn't stop laughing about this one.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

[Snowflake]

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

...and I like this one! Reminds me of a barnyard joke about an old rooster...

[eppie]