Frank Lamb Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!" Quote
Nushka Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Frank, Love this one. How short was his nose? huh? Nina Quote
ginnyde Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Nina, 6 inches!!!!!!!! But that is an old joke. Quote
luvmydog2 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 I think that sums up the contest for December. Now ladies, get your mind out of the gutter and muster up some jokes so you can try to beat this one. Quote
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