J.C. Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. ''Well,'' replies Paul, ''you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?'' ''Yes,'' replies Jeff with a laugh. ''Well,'' says Paul, straightening up, I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.'' ''That's great!'' says Jeff, ''When are you going out?'' ''I went to meet her this evening,'' continues Paul, ''but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.'' ''Sensible'' says Jeff. ''So I get to her door,'' says Paul, ''and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.'' ''And what happened them?'' ''I kicked her in the face.'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 J.C., I love it!! That was really cute.. Donna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 J.C. ... I just looked at the title and started to laugh!!! Just how many of us gals have had to deal with those pesky erections? Can be quite annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauriannessister Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 OMG. I think I have to share that one with my dad. He loves those kind of jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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