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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul

slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

''Well,'' replies Paul, ''you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?''

''Yes,'' replies Jeff with a laugh.

''Well,'' says Paul, straightening up, I finally

plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.''

''That's great!'' says Jeff, ''When are you going out?''

''I went to meet her this evening,'' continues Paul, ''but I was worried I'd get an erection again.

So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my

leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.''

''Sensible'' says Jeff.

''So I get to her door,'' says Paul, ''and I rang her

doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.''

''And what happened them?''

''I kicked her in the face.''


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