Frank Lamb Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife. Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it. He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom. Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she's never had before. She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs without any clothes on at all. So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out, ''Marvin, come out to the hallway and look.'' Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims, ''All that money and they didn't even iron it?!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 "...and THAT, your honor, is why I knocked him upside his head with the cast iron frying pan..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Ya know.... a couple of years ago I would have thought this was actually funny!!!! NOT now! How does one iron thighs anyhow ? Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Frank, Love your new pictures. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Iron it? Hey, I can almost get it on the ironing board. Does that count? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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