Frank Lamb Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get two hookers for their 21st birthday. So the two grab two hookers, rent a hotel room, turn off the lights and proceed to partake in the festivities. The first midget gets so nervous that he can't get it up. After two hours of coaxing and stroking and praying, he throws the sheets over himself and gives up. To makes things worse for the poor little fella, was that he had to listen to his brother say, ''One, two, three. Ugh! One, two, three. Ugh!'' all night long. In the morning, the second midget greets his brother and asks him how his night went? The first brother replies, ''Man, it was terrible. I couldn't even get my shi_ up.'' The second brother replies, ''You couldn't get it up? I couldn't even get on the bed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynneH Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Frank, was this the week we were supposed to let you out? Hmmmmmmmm.....I wonder who's week this was to watch you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Frank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 FRank, Well done, as usual. Do you really have to get on the bed? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaffie Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 LAMO....Cute Poor guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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