Frank Lamb Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 This poem was sent to me by one of our most loved and admired members.They thought it more fitting that I be associated with this joke than they themself.HINT--That person lives in the eastern portion of THE UNITED STATES. A DOGGEY POEM The dogs once held a meeting They came from near and far Some came by airplane And others came by car. Yet before inside the hall They were allowed to look They had to take their poopholes off And hang them on a hook. Hardly were they seated Every mother, son, and sire Before some dirty yellow dog Commenced to holler "FIRE". Up they jumped all in a rush And had no time to look And each one at random Took a poophole from a hook. So that's the reason that you'll see As you walk down the street Each dog will stop and swap a sniff With every dog he meets. And that's the reason why a dog Will leave a big fat bone To go and sniff a poophole In the hopes to find his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie221 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Love that new photo, BTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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