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To Be Six Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning

back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday

was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl

of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,

the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, all of them. Five hours later

they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her

stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie. He bought her popcorn, a soda pop, and her

favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled

home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear,

what was it like being six years old again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my

dress size, you dumb *ss!!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get

it wrong.

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